Have you ever done a Secret Santa? This often happens in businesses, or at large offices, where you have too many co-workers to get everyone a gift.
Instead, everyone secretly draws a name at random, and has to get that person a gift.
This way everyone gets a gift, everyone gives a gift, and in theory everyone is happy! It’s called Secret Santa because none of the gifts are supposed to be signed. This office does a Secret Santa every year, but this time was a little different. Inside my brightly decorated gift I found something truly amazing – fourteen grams of killer cannabis. The Secret Santa was smart enough to wrap the cannabis in a triple layer of bags, and then hide it inside a coffee can. I could not tell my coworkers that I had a fat sack of cannabis, so I said the coffee itself was the gift. When I went home the question of who had given me the cannabis haunted my thoughts. I didn’t think anyone in the office knew that I smoked cannabis, because there is a strict policy for the business. It turns out my Secret Santa knew my secret about habitually smoking cannabis every single day. The following week one of my coworkers named Sarah asked me if I enjoyed my “coffee.” The way she said coffee let me know that she had given me the cannabis. I told her the coffee/cannabis was delightful and robust, and I would love to make her a cup sometime. I want to find out how Sarah knew I smoked cannabis!