The modern cannabis dispensary security guard was just hired

Our modern security guard is named Otto, and he is a sight to behold.

  • Otto weighs almost four hundred pounds at least, and towers above all the people at six feet eight inches tall.

He says that he used to be a member of a biker gang, and based on all his tattoos I don’t think he’s kidding! Otto started toiling here about three weeks ago, and has had a new and immediate impact on the store. Although he is intimidating to look at, Otto is as sweet and kind a person as I have ever met. He’s definitely funny, too! Otto always has the most hilarious stories from the old mornings, when he sold cannabis for his biker gang. He is a law abiding citizen now, and rarely even smokes marijuana, despite the fact that he makes a damn nice security guard. The best thing about Otto is that every single employee and purchaser at the cannabis dispensary feels totally safe… Just one look at the person lets you know he’s a difficult guy, and nobody wants to start trouble at the cannabis dispensary. We didn’t even have much trouble before, however my buddy and I would get some teens trying to sneak inside and steal some cannabis products. Now it never actually happens, because Otto works from the front door of the cannabis shop, and he’s so wide that no one can get by him, unless he allows it. Oddly enough, there is another cannabis dispensary a few blocks away from here that has been robbed twice. I am so glad that Otto is here to protect my cannabis shop, because no one dares to steal from him.

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