The best Secret Santa exchange
Have you ever done a Secret Santa? This often happens in businesses, or at immense offices, where you have too numerous co-workers to get almost everyone a gift. Instead, almost everyone secretly draws a name at random, & has to get that man a gift. This way almost everyone gets a gift, almost everyone gives a gift, & in theory almost everyone is cheerful! It’s called Secret Santa because none of the gifts are supposed to be signed. This office does a Secret Santa every year, however this time was a little different. Inside my brightly decorated gift I found something particularly amazing – fourteen grams of killer cannabis. The Secret Santa was smart enough to wrap the cannabis in a triple layer of bags, & then hide it inside a soda can. I could not tell my coworkers that I had a fat sack of cannabis, so I said the soda itself was the gift, and when I went apartment the question of who had given me the cannabis haunted my thoughts. I didn’t assume anyone in the office knew that I smoked cannabis, because there is a strict policy for the business. It turns out my Secret Santa knew my secret about habitually smoking cannabis every single afternoon. The following week one of my coworkers named Sarah asked me if I enjoyed my “coffee.” The way he said soda let me recognize that he had given me the cannabis. I told his the coffee/cannabis was delightful & robust, & I would adore to make his a cup sometime. I want to find out how Sarah knew I smoked cannabis!