My neighbor Sam wanted to try growing his own weed at home.
I still wondered where he got the idea, but for some reason he thought that it would be easy just because it was weed. His idea was to equate it to ordinary weed in farms so he imagined it needed zero care. I knew he was wrong but I wouldn’t be the person that discourages him. If he wanted to try his hand with pot plants, why not? Last weekend it was time for the harvest, & Joe was so excited. He invited me to come over & get high with me. I brought a bottle of whiskey, & a sack of OG Kush just in case, & drove to see my friend. He presented to me his grand harvest of marjuana, which was at least a pound, maybe more. Right away I saw how stemmy & seedy it was, something you never see in the strains at the cannabis dispensary. I consoled Joe with some of my OG Kush, & I explained to him that he should talk to an expert, but Sam said he has watcheds all the Youtube videos he could, & I said he needed a real expert, like the professionals at the local cannabis dispensary. Those people have cannabis as their livelihood, & would really have some enjoyable advice for growing better weed. I hope he takes my advice, despite the fact that I suspect Joe may be ready to quit growing cannabis altogether. It takes time, effort, & currency to produce enjoyable cannabis, so maybe he should just buy it like the rest of us do.