Giving the gift of pot
It was a very distraught Christmas at my house… or at least I thought it was until I got a little bundle of holiday joy… No I’m not talking about a baby! Gross, then the last thing I want is to be surprised by a pregnancy, that would just add to my troubles, and earlier in the week the gas furnace in my apartment broke down, & that was followed suddenly by a crack in the ceiling! I had to spend money a contractor to come out & start work, which completely wiped out my Christmas fund.
- Being broke at Christmas is a bummer, & then my best buddy Jeff provided me that little bundle of joy in the form of cannabis.
Inside the neatly wrapped bundle were numerous small holiday-themed bags, each one with a few grams of cannabis inside. This wasn’t just an ounce of cannabis, it was numerous weird amazing strains of cannabis! That very turned my holiday around. I felt terrible, though, because Jeff had given me so much cannabis, & I had no gift for him, and jeff was cheerful to deliver me that cannabis & brighten my spirits, & didn’t want anything in return. Instead of giving Jeff a gift I got into the holiday spirit, & the more than one of us smoked cannabis while we trimmed the Christmas tree & watched Elf on tv. Because it was a variety pack of cannabis, we tried to smoke a little bit of each strain. The cannabis was too strong, though, & by the time we finished decorating the tree we had to kneel down on the couch & take a nap.