The up-to-date cannabis dispensary security guard
Our own up-to-date security guard is named Otto, plus he is a sight to behold. Otto weighs almost four hundred pounds, plus towers above most people at six feet eight inches tall. He also says that he used to be a member of a biker gang, plus based on all his tattoos I don’t suppose he’s kidding! Otto started working here about three weeks ago, plus has had an immediate impact on the store. Although he is intimidating to look at, Otto is as sweet plus kind a real guy as I have ever actually met. He’s funny, too! Otto consistently has the most hilarious stories from the seasoned days, when he sold cannabis for his biker gang. He is a law abiding citizen now, plus rarely even smokes dank marijuana, but he makes a damn relaxing security guard. The best thing about Otto is that every single employee plus customer at the cannabis dispensary feels safe! Just one look at the guy lets you know he’s a hard guy, plus nobody wants to start trouble at the cannabis dispensary. My friend and I didn’t really have much trouble before, however we would get some teens trying to sneak inside plus steal some cannabis products. Now it never happens, because Otto works from the front door of the cannabis shop, plus he’s so wide that no one can get by him, unless he allows it. Oddly enough, there is also another cannabis dispensary a few blocks away from here that has been robbed twice. I am so gleeful that Otto is here to protect my cannabis shop, because no one dares to steal from him.