Drag queens love cannabis
I was just guessing, of course, but drag queens seem like pretty cool people, and every cool person I know smoked marijuana
When I went out to eat last night, I had no idea the cafe was hosting a drag show. I only had my credit card on hand to pay for my food, which meant I had no cash to hand to the drag queens when they danced. If it sounds risque at all, it certainly isn’t. This was about as wholesome a drag show as I have ever seen, and I was bummed out I couldn’t tip the ladies for their work! I did have something else I thought they might enjoy, however. During the intermission I went out to my car and rolled up a couple of fat cannabis joints, and then walked around back to the changing area. I apologized to the queens for not tipping them, but offered some killer cannabis as a substitute. It came as no surprise to me that all of them were eager for a little taste of marijuana. I was just guessing, of course, but drag queens seem like pretty cool people, and every cool person I know smoked marijuana. I hate to make broad generalizations about people, but when someone is hard-set against cannabis use, I always assume that person is uptight and boring to hang out with. The queens and I spent ten minutes burning through all the cannabis, and then I went back to my seat in time for the second half of the show. It was cool, because they were all super nice to me in the rest of the show, and I could totally smell the reek of cannabis on each of them!